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kinect and me

by lain (me/they)

remember xbox 360?


cut to 2010

![[xbox_360.gif]]

billy gate was absolutely chuffed because nintendo wii was very cool and everyone love it but when u see xbox 360 u turn 360 degrees and walk way


there was no choice but to strike immediately

the gman hired primesense to make kinect in a misguided attempt to pwn the honorable genius Shigeru Miyamoto (spoiler: remains undefeated to this day)


the vision

![[Xbox-360-Kinect-Standalone.png|600]] ![[using_kinect.gif]]


the reality
  • nobody never made a single good videogame ever
  • gamer bros only wanted to play halo and cod blops
  • nobody wants kinect and everybody threw them away
  • i bought five at goodwill for $3.99 each

what it do

  • visible light camera
  • ir camera
  • microphone
  • tilt motor
  • accelerometer
  • compute depth by structured light projection
  • they plug into USB

they plug into USB

![[tenor_small.gif]]

your computer has USB

why would ms be nice and use a standard bus for a fancy console accessory??


now what

we are lost children picking through the ruins of this garbage world looking for toys
  • use it for 3d scanning
  • infrared so it can see even in bad lighting conditions
  • depth camera makes object isolation easy
  • input into video synthesizers or computer generated art
  • there is a kinect 2 with hd cams and usb3 and time-of-flight but its like 10x the price so dont bother
really its just a weird camera

my heart beats for nothing in this cruel twisted dystopia except weird cameras


![[skeletonz.gif]]


kinect and you

  • microsoft has a dev kit for windows who cares
  • open source -- libfreenect <-- this waht im showin u. has python!!! -- linux kernel module gspca_kinect provides v4l2 device. very buggy im so sad
  • OpenNI / NiTE by Primesense -- not open thats a lie -- POSE DATA!! -- JOINT ORIENTATION!!! -- uses multiple backends and other devices, including new devices -- apple bought primesense and killed development -- u can still find the binaries tho -- x86 only, no raspi ;_;

lets

gooooo